Well shucks, if you’re seeing this- I’m probably tinkering behind the scenes. Or the page doesn’t exist. You could try again later, or reach out to see what’s happening by emailing bj@bjmallen.com

So, yeah…

That’s all there really is here. This isn’t a page. I haven’t put any thought into this. I’m not sure why you’re even still reading, but since you are- you apparently have some extra time, or are like me and can severely lack focus and discipline and should probably get back to work. But you haven’t. You’re still reading. So, my assumption now, because surely you’re a disciplined person, is that you have a little extra time. What a privilege that you’re choosing to share that with me. I mean, technically I am not here with you right now, but I did take some time on a nice sunny Sunday morning while my coffee was kicking in to write this myself. This isn’t AI Slop. (If I am being honest, you might be seeing this page because I am rewriting AI Slop that was used when I was feeling a little lazier and just needed to get something out there. Good enough and published is better than perfect and still in my head and AI is good enough (at times) but obviously not anymore because you’re seeing this page now.)

I’m a bit surprised you’re still here, this is just the 404 page after all. Continuing to read all of this shows dedication. Or maybe insanity. Or both- it can be hard to tell. I am pleased that you’re sticking around though, so why don’t I give you a little reward.

The webpage you’re looking for doesn’t exist
And that is why I am here.
I am a 404 PNFE
So let me make one thing clear
It’s hard to exist being something like me
Something that is real but no one wants to see
Something that shows up only when things have gone wrong
Maybe a typo in the address
Maybe BJ is cleaning a mess
The page that you’re looking for may be out there,
Or it may be deleted, that part’s up in the air.
So the page is like Schrödinger’s website let’s say,
My best suggestion is to try back in a day.